Illustration by Josh J. Holinaty.

In the Summer 2011 issue of Maisonneuve, Andrew Braithwaite documents the CFL's recent crackdown on players' inventive and hysterical touchdown celebrations. Here are seven of our favourites, from both the CFL and the NFL. To read "Canada's No-Fun League," pick up a copy of the Summer 2011 issue or contact us to order it.

Hamilton Tiger-Cats: I'm on a Boat

Toronto Argonauts: The Canoe

Arland Bruce: Spider-Man

Joe Horn: Cellphone

Terrell Owens: Popcorn

Winnipeg Blue Bombers: Duck Duck Goose

Dave Stala: Hackey Sack

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Related on maisonneuve.org:

—Maisonneuve's Summer 2011 Issue
—The Crowd Goes Wild
—Death of a Sports Fan

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